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avatar Charlie Chocolate

Social Security's running out. Maybe it's time to stop letting politicians treat it like their personal bank account.

avatar Mark Manson

You know what I'd love to see? A reality show where millionaire CEOs got to live off their lowest paid employee's salary for a month. Now that'd be some television.

avatar Gaie Houston
THE PROBLEM ISN'T WHO SPENDS 4 TO 8 YEARS IN THE WHITE HOUSE... THE PROBLEM IS WHO SPENDS 30 TO 40 YEARS IN CONGRESS. I AGREE! (BUT I'M STILL UPSET) ACME CONGRESSIONAL JOURNALS Lures & Laughs

THE PROBLEM ISN'T WHO SPENDS 4 TO 8 YEARS IN THE WHITE HOUSE... THE PROBLEM IS WHO SPENDS 30 TO 40 YEARS IN CONGRESS. I AGREE! (BUT I'M STILL UPSET) ACME CONGRESSIONAL JOURNALS Lures & Laughs

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avatar Gaie Houston

Leading cause of injury in old men is them thinking they're still young men.

avatar Jacob Junior

It's Sam the Terrible! We're being invaded! Run for your lives! Head for the castle! Eh, what's all the hubbub? Hey, looks like one of them new electric can openers broke loose. Looks like that knife thrower is going to be troublesome. I suppose I'll have to dispose of the little monster. Come on out and fight if you're not chicken! Well, well, so

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